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• Will you avoid drinking fruit juice now?

  Wed Nov 30, 2011
  • Funny, I read and watch a lot of news on FOX, and I've never heard them say any such thing. Oh, and if by "Right Wing Hate Radio", you mean "Anyone in the press who doesn't worship The Great God of Teleprompters", well... I've never heard any of them say any such thing, either.

• Will you avoid drinking fruit juice now?

  Wed Nov 30, 2011
  • Brian, even if you DID explain it, the Lud-tards would still believe Dr. Oz and not you, because Saint Oprah the Obese Beautified him, and he's a doctor and stuff.

• Will you avoid drinking fruit juice now?

  Wed Nov 30, 2011
  • Hint: Both apples and grapes NATURALLY incorporate organic arsenic compounds into their seeds as a form of fungicide. There is NO SUCH THING as apple or grape juice with "no arsenic in it".

• Will you avoid drinking fruit juice now?

  Wed Nov 30, 2011
  • Heads up, tardboy: Even if you squeezed every single drop of apple or grape juice you ever consumed in your entire life at home, one piece of fruit at a time, you would STILL BE GETTING ORGANIC ARSENIC COMPOUNDS IN THE JUICE, because apples and grapes both incorporate organic arsenic compounds into …

• Will you avoid drinking fruit juice now?

  Wed Nov 30, 2011
  • Chicago - Stop insulting alligators like that. They're WAY ABOVE news journalists on the evolutionary chain. Shoot for something a little lower, next time. Like, maybe, "Anyone with above average intelligence considers news journalists below slime molds on the evolutionary chain."

• Will you avoid drinking fruit juice now?

  Wed Nov 30, 2011
  • "Amazingly" enough, Dr. Oz's own brand of "all natural" oogie-nummie-boo-boos neaty-weato apple and grape juice "doesn't have arsenic in it".

• Waiting for midnight, hungry families on food stamps give Walmart 'enormous spike'

  Mon Nov 28, 2011
  • Under ObamaCull, your friend John would be allowed to die because it's not "financially prudent" to keep giving cancer treatments to an "underproductive population unit".

• GAO study links Arizona wildfires to illegal immigrants

  Tue Nov 22, 2011
  • 1) I said "OBONZO", tardboy, not "bozo". 2) Using contractions properly isn't (note the apostrophe, tardboy) just the providence of the "evil 1%".

• Waiting for midnight, hungry families on food stamps give Walmart 'enormous spike'

  Mon Nov 28, 2011
  • I used food stamps for a short while a few years ago. The only things you cannot buy with food stamps are hot deli food, alcohol, and such "unnecessary luxuries" as personal hygiene products, medicine and toilet paper.

• GAO study links Arizona wildfires to illegal immigrants

  Tue Nov 22, 2011
  • Let's change the nature of the "debate" by referring to them correctly: Alien Criminals. See? Wasn't that easy? Now let's round up and deport en masse all Obonzo's Alien Criminal relatives.